Less Illustrious Discoveries

You guys. I think I discovered the ugliest dress in the collection.

BEHOLD:

Here is the rundown:

-Pea green satin and velvet combo

-Baggy/blousy top

-You can't tell from the photo, but somehow the skirt is also saggy and blousy

-Blue velvet making an appearance as the least offensive element involved

-And yes, fur trim under the collar and on the cuffs

I have, in fact, already identified the ugliest hat in the collection. I can't include a photo here because I'm afraid of what sort of black hole will be created if they appear together, but I can give you a pretty good idea. There are two stages of experiencing The Ugly Hat:

Stage 1: Spotting it on the shelf

"Who would trim ermine with gold lace?"

Stage 2: Picking it up

"AUGH THERE ARE PLASTIC FLOWERS UNDER THERE"